Thursday, November 20, 2008

It's All A Fantasy...

Dear B-l-o-g,

I've just realised that I love to fantasize...Sub-consciously, everytime I see a cute guy on tv, or an upcoming drop-dead gorgeous singer, or even those "prettier than a girl" Taiwanese pop idol I will somehow create a story in my head that they will fall hopelessly head over heels for me at first sight. hhhmmm..(note: f-a-n-t-a-s-y)


Ok..in reality, this will never happen as I am not gorgeous, I am the kind whereby you'll need to know me to hate me.hehe!... but to have these gorgeous, handsome idols fall head over heels in love with me at 1st sight is like hoping for snow in Singapore. I mean seriously, it does feel good to fantasize. And I'm sure many of us do this...I admit it!..I'm a dreamer, be it day or night.


Recently, I caught this drama called "Hana Kimi (Taiwan version)" and I was so taken aback by the beauty of these Taiwan actors. This guy, Wu Chun (see left), he is so damn...ermm...hand..er..pret..I guess the word would be "pretty handsome". He, to me, is the ideal "pretty boy". He has, the muscles, the well-toned body, the luscious lips, the puppy dog eyes, the pearly white teeth & even the soft ever perfect hair. How can a guy look this good? I feel attracted as well as jealous at the same time that he could have all this features...why can't I look that good? I need plastic surgery! So, like most girls, I would fantasize that I would have long, flowy hair and have the perfect combination of the drop-dead-gorgeous girl image and dream that somehow I was in Taiwan (or his hometown, Brunei) and we bumped into each other and he fell for me at 1st sight...and bla bla bla.. (the story can be quite long) .. then I will wake up to the reality that, my fantasies for him will just fade after a while.


Here are my top few reasons for a fantasy to fade...

  • You don't really know the person that you're fantasizing about because you never knew him on a personal basis. (If there is no substance, you'll lose interest.)

  • Everything will always be perfect in the fantasy that you'll eventually get bored of your own story line.

  • You and him will always be the main character and there is no one else in the fantasy to provide comic relief.

  • There will be a point whereby you'll fantasize that you married him and then the fantasy stops there because marriage (even in fantasy) seems to put an end to the romance.

  • You start to have a headache as you just can't seem to get the story to continue as your mind always keeps on repeating the best parts of the fantasy.

  • In the fantasy, you can't decide on what type of clothes to wear that you spend most of the time fantasizing on clothes instead.

  • When you wake up and realized that he is gay.

But screaming girls & (I assume guys too) , fans of Taiwan pop idols..(as a disclaimer to the last line of my reasons list), don't worry..I am not saying that these guys are in reality gay or anything . I for one, wouldn't know as I am not a fan. You as the fan decide on whether they are or not but deep down, if you think about it...how well can you say you really know your idols... or even anybody...?

PS: Even though my blog is not a well-known one, but if Mr Wu Ji Zun* or representative, ever chances upon this blog, my advise to him would be,

"Please..do not put your wife's name in your tattoo. Your child's name would be better as your child will 4ever b yours.."
(Seriously boys and girls, it's not funny when you have to laser of your partner's name after they leave you...) But try not to have too many kids...soon you'll be running out of space to tattoo their names on your arm, and I don't think your kids will like it if you start tattooing their names on your butt..

(* Dear b-l-o-g, got this info about him from wikipedia.com. strange that he is in WIKIPEDIA, I wonder how I can get myself in that..?hmmm..I guess I have to be famous 1st then..duh!) (.o.)

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