It's been some time since I blog. I think I may be suffering from blog block. I seriously do not know what to write about. I actually intend to use this blog as just a way of expressing myself but then I don't think a blog is a place I should reveal too much of myself. Even if I didn't give the link of my blog to anyone, I still have this nagging feeling that there are "kepo" people out there who just has the habit of visiting everyone's blog.
I mean, its not wrong for them to peek at people's blog. After all, a blog is not meant to be private. If it is, then it's not a blog, it will be a diary that has a lock and key. So as I'm sitting here typing these lines, I can't help but wonder...what kind of info do I need to put in my blog to turn my blog peekers to blog readers...and eventually blog fans.
So, I've made a list of ideas to turn my blog visitors into my blog fans..
- Automatically entered into a lucky draw after they read my blog. Example, after reading my latest blog and leaving a comment. The lucky winner will automatically get an email stating they have won "one million dollars" (in small prints at the bottom, "to be collected from Lehman brothers")
- Regulars will get an exciting "1 for 1" promo. Example, 1 for 1 99ct toothbrush, 1 for 1 underwear (free size) , 1 for 1 slippers (1 left and 1 right). Promos will vary depending on budget...
- Every once in a while, I will blog nice things about my blog visitors. Like how beautifully they write their comments or how their spelling are superb. If they attached a picture to their profile then all the better, so I can say "You have a gorgeous set of dentures..where did you get them from?" or "Your toupe looks good that no one notices that it's a toupe.."
- Whatever my blog readers comment on me doing I will sincerely do it, no matter how difficult. For example, if one of my blog readers comment "Idiot, shut down this blog!", I will gladly hunt this person called "Idiot" and ask him why he wants to shut down this blog and then I will personally thank my blog reader who gave me info that Idiot is going to somehow jeapordise my blog.
- Offer free money. 50 cents per comment. This always works..!
Well...I may not get blog fans with the above ideas but I sure get a kick out of it if anyone even reads and believes the list above... so anyone?? (.o.)
